okay this was wut happened last night.
when i had a conversation.
wif maffy da beefy witteh chilli sauce.
he was listening to his iriver.

me: hey maff can i haf 1 ear?

beefy: u already have 2.

me: DOTS.

beefy: why? 2 not enuf har?
u can listen frm both directions.

me: but i nid more to listen up and down not oni left and right.

beefy: den tt makes 2 ears. but u asked for 1.

me: fine. i wan 1 ear then.

beefy: okay. u prolly nid it at the top.
cos u dun haf much sounds comin frm the bottom aniwae.
most sounds, for u that is, come frm the top.

me: DOTS.